My Parents...

Blame the computer for everything that's wrong with me.
For my being messy and lazy.
For being unproductive and slow.
For being aloof and dreamy.
For being stubborn and crazy.
For being moody and cranky.

And I'm all like:


Because, I've always been like that. For as long as I can remember. And I don't know why my parents just noticed it now. Perhaps, they've never been paying that much attention to me. Maybe because they see how smiley I am when I stare at the computer, and it must freak them out. lol.

So... some bad news.
My mom has threatened to sell my computer.

And I'm like:



I am a friggin retard. :))))