MY BOYFRIENDS ♥

Hello. :) Do you see those fine lads down there? Well, yes. I am here to tell you that they are mine. Mine. Mine. MINE. Look, I know they're gorgeous, but you can never steal them away from me. EVER. x)))

No particular order:

Francisco Lachowski.



Nicholas Hoult.


Cory Monteith.


Zac Efron.


Ian Somerhalder.


Logan Lerman.


Skandar Keynes.


Aaron Johnson




And Patrick Star. lol.


I couldn't find an animated GIF for Nicholas Hoult, but he still sure looks mighty fine in that picture. x) lol. Which one do you guys prefer?

DANG IT DAD!

My dad just deleted the folder where I keep all of my GIFs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY?! WHY?! I AM SO PISSED! CURSE THE WORLD!

That's it. To hell with this. I'm never gonna blog again.

I QUIT.

Eleven Hours Later.

I haven't written in days. Well, what do you expect? I've had myself a gigantic case of "Christmas Hangover". Its when you're drunk from celebrating the holidays too much that you become totally useless for days, weeks, even months. x)
lmao! But I have good news. I have a new phone! And I used my own money. The money I saved to buy my camera. I feel so proud of myself! lololol. I bought myself a gift for Christmas. x))
Or did I? Maybe I didn't use my money. Maybe that phone just came out of nowhere. This could only mean one thing: Alexx Fortunato has...



lol. Just kidding. Forgive me, I'm still on a hangover. =))

Happy Christmas. :')

Tomorrows the big day. So I posted a GIF where Paul says Happy Holidays, but I think a funny GIF like that isn't enough. I believe its time for me to be serious. Its Christmas. And so I won't get to mushy about it and start posting a long paragraph about the importance of Christmas and all that, I'll just post this GIF. You can tell its sincerely from the heart, and I hope I can say that to everyone, in the same heart-felt way he's saying it.


:')

Meet Yankee.

You've probably met him before, but just let me post this.
I love my dog. And I hope that stupid mutt loves me back. ;))

Because I'm Too Lazy To Type Merry Christmas.

Why thank you for the appreciation, John. :))

This Idiot Who Likes Bieber. IDIOT!

CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO SEE LARGER VERSION.




Three things. One, its the BEATLES, not BEETLES. And they're not new either, stupid. Second, it seems that The Beatles have claimed the so called "Bieber hairstyle", so therefore, it is not "The Bieber do" but its actually supposed to be "The Beatles Do" lol. And I am proud of them for that. ;) And lastly, did you just drag John Lennon into this? (its not spelled Lenneon, thank you very much). What do you mean John Lennon said Bieber was fab? How could he because he's been dead for like 30 YEARS! Some people are just too stupid for words.





PS. If you are the person I am verbally insulting and you managed to find my blog, well, congratulations, you're stupid.

My Page Has Been Updated.

Check it out! I have a new cursor. Its that blue thing that you can move at will. :)) If you can't see it on your browser, then your browser is broken. :p And also, its impossible to right click on my page. ;) lol. Go ahead, try right clicking. Its not possible. :))) I am a genius. This is so nobody would copy the crap I write down here, especially my precious GIFs. x)



Y'all jelling again? ;))

You Are All Boiling Up With EN.VY.

Yes. What you are seeing before you is true. I hold a copy of Michael Jackson's newest CD entitled "Michael". I CAN SEE YOUR FACE. YOU ARE JELLLIN!



I am king of the world.
Okay, who's up for a Beatles spam?

Homer Simpson, I love you. :))

Homer Simpson: I didn’t know you were such a Beatles fan.
Ned Flanders: Of course I am,! They were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and brought up my collection! […]
Homer Simpson: Look, Marge! I’m Brian Epstein.
[drums his hands on some Beatles bobbleheads and giggles]
Homer Simpson: Now I’m Michael Jackson.
Homer Simpson: [in falsetto voice] I own all your songs, losers.



This. Forever. :)